They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe if we all spent a little less time beholding -- We'd be a lot happier.

$100,000, a six-week vacation, and my own air-conditioned office vs. Hector Gonzales... No contest.

I know that I'm supposed to be the smart one, but when it comes to the art of friendship, Vinnie's a genius.

Moved out. Moved back in. Met Charmagne. Ate her nodule. Life is full.

Love is not just flowers and poems. It's compromise and forgiveness. You don't need to be a genius to know that Love is impossible to understand